Chapter 14. Aliens, Jumbos and Giant Chickens.

The captain's computer has been unwell, so there are three days of adventures in one chapter.

Thursday

Captain boxer shorts was abducted by aliens and has his memory wiped clean.

Perhaps he was beamed up.

However he can remember some of the horrid things he was subjected to.

These are the humiliations he was subjected to,

First I had to wash up all the dishes, cups knives and forks on the spaceship,

Then I had to made my bed and put all my clothes away.

Then I had to clear away all the tools and stuff I had taken with me.

You will know when you have been abducted when you have experienced "missing time". You will check the clock and find you have no idea what happened in the last several hours.

You can make a special helmet to prevent abduction

THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS. 

IT'S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY FORMER ABDUCTEES FOR THIRTEEN YEARS.

Inventor Michael Menkin wearing a thought screen helmet and pointing to Velostat protective lining. 

THIS WEBSITE TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET, THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE,

I understand that you can be abducted by aliens in minecraft!

Nearly four million Americans have probably been abducted by aliens.

Perhaps everybody should get insurance.

Alien abduction insurance is an insurance policy issued against alien abduction. The insurance policy is redeemed if the insured person is abducted by aliens.

UFO abductees often find they have blank spots in their memories. In some cases it is simply a tantalizing sensation that there is something they are trying to remember but can’t recall.”

Friday

Captain boxer shorts gets a phone call from his friend Phil, "Help," says Phil, "I have a leak!"

"What, like this?"

"NO, its my small boat, its deflating."

"Don’t bother calling the police,

I will bring my pump," said Captain Boxer Shorts.

Saturday

Captain boxer shorts goes shopping at Jumbo supermarket

What like this?

or this

No this, its a large supermarket.

Captain Boxer Shorts buys lots of food and some ice cream, thinking I will get back quickly and put it in the fridge.

But there is a traffic jam.....

...and when Captain Boxer Shorts gets back the ice cream has melted.

Its a giant chicken for tea.

The cooker has got to be hot

Full of food and so to bed.