Captain
Boxer Shorts has had only boring times in the last few days . Perhaps
he was abducted by aliens again. That could be exciting, but since
they wipe your memory clean ,you can’t remember anything about it!
This
is what happened on Thursday.
"What’s that noise?" he said to
himself.
"Is
it a sea monster?
Have
we run ashore?"
No,
its my old friend, Sea Captain Rory.
"Ahoy
There!" he shouted, "are you awake?"
"I
am now," mumbled Captain Boxer Shorts, dragging himself out of his
hammock.
If ever you have a hammock, don’t
put your hammock here!"
Look carefully before climbing into it.
Captain
Rory was with his boat the good ship FiArt.
"I’ve
come to fill my water barrels with some fresh water from the harbour," he said.
"Hello, Rory!" Captain Boxer Shorts said, "Are you well?"
"How
about some lunch later?" he shouted back.
"OK!" shouted Captain Boxer Shorts, "I'll see you later at the restaurant."
At the restaurant Captain Boxer Shorts ordered lunch.
"I think I will
have squid," he said.
"And
I will have monk fish," said Rory.
No
that’s not right - that's a monk fishing!
"Lots
of chips please," they both said.
That's not right, that's a computer chip!
"These are the sort of chips we want!"









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